I Need Some Global Warming Today!

It's been Way Too cold here in ILL-In-Noise .

Can we say -5 on January 24th?

Wind Chill? Oh, It's about -20.

It got me thinking again (brain burning) about Global Warming.

I Do believe that the world is warming up. I do NOT believe that it is caused by humans or the evil empire aka as the USA-LOL!

SOOOOOOOOOOooooo, time to Defrost and Repost my "Why I Love Global Warming" entry.

Get hand and foot warmers, a MUG of HOT tea or HOT Chocolate (mine is laced with Godiva liquor) and turn up the Electric Blanket or Put Another log on the fire.

Really, Global Warming is NOT Bad- Especially on a FREAKIN' COLD day like today.

See if YOU like Global Warming as much as I do.

Why I love Global Warming
It’s The Law in Naperville
Own Lots of Air Conditioning Stock
Pisses Off the Heating Companies
The Top Is Stuck Down On the Convertible
Lost My Ice Scrapper
Sold My Kansas Ocean Front Property for a Huge Profit
Easily Met My Enrollment Quota at the Nudist Colony
Just Patented My “Hand And Feet “Coolers
Hated All Those Tired 2nd Ice Age Coming Jokes
Finally Got My Tongue Unstuck From the Lamp Post
Shorts and Flip Flops Are Now The New Formal Wear
Started the Snow Blower Lawn Ornament Craze
Because Al Gore Is Against It!